Bra Shopping and Planned Parenthood

I called Planned Parenthood today at lunch. The conversation went something like this:

Me: Hi, I need to know about contraceptives.
Receptionist: Ok, I'm transferring you to someone else.
*pretty music*

So I talked to the other nice lady for a few minutes about birth control and pregnancy and HIV testing and all that good stuff.

Another awkwardish moment:
Over vacation, Annie and I took Jared bra shopping. At Victoria's Secert. He didn't seem to understand why we actually had to try on the bras before buying them, so I was trying to explain, which got me a lot of weird looks from the other shoppers. See, I was trying to explain it in a way that he could understand, so I was like "Well, you wouldn't want metal sticks poking into your balls would you? Or pants that gave you an awkwardly shaped penis???"

He also seemed to think that girls try on bras in front of each other, in the same stall. The things in that boy's mind...

Awkwardness is the story of my life.

<3 Helen