I'll show you mine if you show me your... SWORD I mean!

I had an... interesting conversation with a certain regular poster on this blog. (She absolutely refuses to be identified, apparently, she has a "reputation to keep up.) Let's call her Priscilla, as punishment for her refusal. ;)

We were talking about this class at this museum where you can learn to fight with swords. Like, actually big, shiny metal swords.

Me: I would have SO much fun with a SWORD!
Priscilla: GUTTER
Me: Aaaaaaahhhh! Well, only with Will Turner's sword.
Priscilla: *dies*
Me: He makes good ones... hahahaha. Priscilla? Come back to life?

Later:

Me: Aw see, now I can't do this. 'Cause every time somebody will mention a sword, I'll think PENIS! Which you know, won't really work. Thanks for ruining it Priscilla!
Priscilla: Well in Rome, I imagine they did that all the time.
Me: Gladius nautae ;)
Priscilla: Gladius magmus?

*Note: In Latin, the word for "sword" and "penis" are the same- gladius. So "gladius nautae" means "the sailor's penis (or sword)" and "gladius magmus" means "big sword (or penis)". Well, actually, I'm pretty sure it's magnus, with an n, but you know, neither of us has taken Latin in almost a year. Just a bit of nerdy Latin humor in there...

Who said the Middle Ages were all about plague? They CLEARLY had some fun times with their swords! ;)

<3 Helen