Caution: plastic forks break easily

Um...I've been so absent...wow.

Today, I was eating lunch after church like I always do, and I was using a plastic fork like always. But in my hurry to finish, I accidentally bit down on the fork and I broke it. Now, that wasn't the problem because I only broke the tip so I could still finish eating. The problem was I that the tip fell into my mouth. And just my luck, I had food in my mouth. I couldn't fish it out because that would've been gross, and I couldn't just swallow it either. So I sat on my chair making pitiful noises until one of my friends heard me. Fortunately, she directed me to the bathroom and told me to spit it out there. Of course, there were people in the bathroom so I ran into the only empty stall and dislodged my mouth of the plastic fork. Problem averted. Whew.

I've never seen a caution sign on those boxes of plastic forks. But maybe they should make ones. After all, plastic forks can be dangerous too.

~'Cilla (changed so Lan will know who I am)