AIMing for Awkward

So, let's talk awkward IM conversations. I don't know, but something about the not face-to-faceness coupled with the *instantness* makes people say some seriously strange things. Here's a snippet.

Marc: I've always been hesitant about epileptic people and seizures and bjs. Like...myoclonic seizures, where your whole body tenses up. Like... those sheep that play dead.
Me: So, if somebody actually *did* bite off a guys penis...
Marc: That would suck
Me: Do you like, spit out the piece?
Marc: I dunno
Me: Swallow it? Oh ewwww
Marc: haha
Me: haha chew?

And I wonder why most people don't come back to talk to me...

<3 Helen