It could only have happened in my English class...

My English teacher has a knack for making puns. Especially puns derived from students' names. For example, he sometimes calls a student named Andrew Norcross "Conjunction" because he has two conjunctions in his name (and, nor). Another student, Will Saultus, has often had attempts at puns made out of his name, since it suggests assaulting. However, the pun had never been complete until today, when another student asked what his middle name was. "Anthony," he replied. "Here, we've got it," said the clever student with a grin. "Will A. Saultus!"

P.S. Just think about how lucky we are to have one sixth of next year's SFA represented on our blog (I am refering to Jared and myself--we were both elected this week). So if you ever have any suggestions about school policy, just notify one of us.

-Philip