The title says it all. I love stupid jokes. Long ones with elaborate set ups and complex plots that eventually all twist together are fine. Profession ones are fine. But the best kind of all are the really stupid ones. However, no one seems to share this love of mine. The reactions I get are rather lacking.
For example, today I exclaimed to Helen, "Ask me if I'm an airplane!"
"Are you an airplane?" She asks.
"No!" I giggle.
She proceeds to cut off my vocal cords, hands and feet and forbid me to tell jokes.
Another good one:
"I know a good knock knock joke!" I say.
"Oh?" The other person responds.
"Yup. You start!" I convince them.
"Okay. Knock knock?" The start.
"Who's there?" I ask.
Silence.
And an obscure mathy one that (if you don't know abstract algebra, it's probably not worth it to learn it for this joke)
What's purple and commutes?
An abelian grape!
What's purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a few people?
A finitely venerated abelian grape!
Of course, no one ever gets it.
What happens when you throw (Edited to fix spelling!) a green rock into the red sea?
It gets wet!
What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A big red rock eater!
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
Finally, the classic:
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Add your favorite stupid jokes!
Sachi
Sunday, June 15, 2008
I Love Stupid Jokes
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This is a spin-off of a common joke that you have probably heard:
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?
Biting into a grapefruit and finding a worm in it.
How about this one, made up by the younger of my two sisters when she was quite young:
Why did the king sharpen his sword?
So he could fight.
P.S. I can't edit you, but I can tell you the mistakes you make. Usually, I spare you this torture, but today I thought, "Enough is enough!" You spelled "throw" as "through". I leave it to you to find the other spelling and gramatical mistakes that you have made throughout your entries.
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