I F-ing Hate Facebook... which almost alliterates!

So I'm doing a photo project on girls and the loss of innocence, which is actually way less sketchy than it sounds. I need a bunch of teenage girls looking confused or dressing sluttily for it. Shouldn't be a problem considering I'm a teenage girl with friends (I hope) right? Wrong. Apparently, high school sucks and teachers pile on way too much work. Nonetheless, I sent out several desperate messages via Facebook hoping somebody, anybody, would take pity on me.

And then I get a Facebook notification. I was all hoping it was somebody replying to my desperate pleas for help. Instead, it says "Your desiribility rating has changed again on Sparkey! Click to see how desirable you are now!"

Why me?

<3 Helen