The Sex Talk

This was a conversation I had with a few other people last night. Names are disguised for privacy.

Ellen: Yeah, the only sex talk my mother ever gave me was 'Don't have sex until after you're married, and don't use tampons.'
Sarah: So wait, does she not buy you tampons?
Ellen: I don't use tampons. Tampons are so weird.
Tim: You know, on a scale from 1 to 10, this is about a 2 on conversations guys don't want to hear.
Rhea: What's a 1?
Tim: Anything that starts with 'We need to talk'. Those are always bad conversations.
Rhea: So where does 'We need to talk about tampons' fall?
Tim: Now you're getting into negatives.


Sachi