A Washtub, of course!

I'm in a musical at a sort of theater camp - it isn't really a theater camp, but I'm in the theater program.

We were blocking a scene when the costume designer rushed in with a cell phone and gave it to the director. She picked it up, waited a second, and then said, very decisively, "A washtub."

A few more seconds passed by, and the director spoke again. "That is not what I was expecting!"

And then she hung up.

-Marianne