Wildlife Humor

Me: I'm filling out weird application forms. Would you rather be certified in small craft safety or wetland education?

Him: Who educates wetlands?

Me: Me, I guess. If I get certified. Otherwise I'll be instructing small crafts on how to be safe.

Him: That's useful, I think. Small crafts need to be protected from evil crafts.

Me: Oh, there's also wilderness first aid. I can apply first aid to the wilderness?

Him: Oh no! The wilderness is bleeding! Quick! Get the wilderness-aid!


Sachi